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Muslim Terrorist terrorists

everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

  let's see now:

  • no jesus.
  • no wal-mart.
  • no television.
  • no cheerleaders.
  • no baseball.
  • no football.
  • no basketball.
  • no hockey.
  • no golf.
  • no tailgate parties.
  • no home depot.
  • no hot dogs. no burgers.
  • more than one wife. (hello, are you crazy?)
  • rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  • constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
  • constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  • no chocolate chip cookies.
  • no girl scout cookies.
  • no christmas.
  • you can't shave.
  • your wives can't shave.
  • you can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • the women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  • your bride is picked by someone else.
  • she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
i mean, really. is there any mystery here?

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